A girl was too vain to wear glasses

daughter has always refused to wear glasses and now she`s back from her honeymoon and -”

The doctor interrupted her, “Madam, please calm yourself! Ask your daughter to come to see me. No matter how bad her eyes are, it can`t be that much of an emergency.”

“Oh no?” screamed the mother. “Well this fellow she`s got with her isn`t the one she went on honeymoon continue reading …