A girl was too vain to wear glasses

this beard, I couldn’t possibly do it, she’d k*ll me!”

“Oh, please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.

“Oh, really, I can’t,” he replies. “My wife loves this beard!”

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night, James crawls into bed with his wife while she’s sleeping.

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels continue reading …