A lesson in logic.

Jimmy: I want to be a pilot.

Willy: I want to become a doctor.

Mary: I want to be a good mother.

Little Johnny: I want to help Mary.

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Children lined up for lunch in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

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