After My Husband’s Funeral I Stayed Silent On The …

a joke. “How do you know which faucet I have?”

I asked. “I don’t,” he said. “But the one on the left fits about 80% of standard kitchen faucets, so statistically you’re better off.” “Are you a plumber?” he laughed.

“Software engineer, but I flip houses on the side. I’m Michael Ashley,” I said. And if this doesn’t fix my faucet, I’m blaming you. Fair continue reading …