An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on the porch swing!

I was bowling. I won four trophies—hidden behind the water heater in the basement.”

They both burst into laughter, remembering the time she tossed his “trophies” out the car window during a spat in 1965.

Weeks later, Edna replaces the sabotaged recliner, and Bert goes skydiving—landing triumphantly in the neighbor’s yard. Every Saturday, they bowl together,continue reading …