An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on the porch swing!

limits.”

Bert’s face falls.

“So… no low-fat, low-cholesterol options?”

St. Peter laughs.

“No need. You won’t get sick or gain weight here.”

Bert turns to Edna, mock-serious.

“This is your fault! If you hadn’t made me eat kale-chicken muffins and bran cereal for fifty years, we’d still be alive!”

Edna just shakes her head, laughing.

“Oh, Bert. Even in heaven,continue reading …

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