“As Your New Wife, I’m Allowing Your Mother To Live In My Old Apartment,” My Daughter-In-Law Announced — I Just Smiled.

“Relax, Eleanor. You’re not going to die from sharing your house.”

“It’s not a few more days,” I replied. “It is forty-eight hours. And when that time is up, if you are still here, I will contact law enforcement.”

Linda came out of the kitchen. “You are acting in a very unchristian way. The Bible says we must help the needy.”

“The Bible also says, ‘Thou continue reading …