I discovered this hidden in a crack in my sofa… please don’t tell me these are bed bugs.

tightened instantly.

There were several small brown objects clustered deep in the seam.

Oval-shaped.

Flat.

Motionless.

And suddenly I felt very, very awake.

The Internet Made Everything Worse

Like most people, I immediately turned to the internet.

Big mistake.

Within minutes, I had convinced myself my entire apartment was infested.

Every search result seemed continue reading …