I Need A Pet To Keep Me Company

wrong?” asks the clerk. “My parrot … well, he died,” she answers quietly. “Oh my gosh!

I’m so sorry for your loss!” exclaims the clerk. “But I have to ask you, did the parrot ever say anything to you?”

“Oh yes, he said one thing, right before he died,” she replies. “Well, what did he say?” asks the clerk.

The lady replies, “He said, ‘Doesn’t that store continue reading …