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portfolio.”

“Mom,” he yelled away from the phone. “She says it’s real. She says she’s actually—”

His voice cut off. Then Mom’s voice.

“Emma, sweetheart, there’s some confusion here. People are saying you’re on some billionaire list. There must be a mistake.”

“No mistake, Mom.”

“But you’re a professor. You make what? $85,000 a year?”

“$127,000, actually. continue reading …