Our Neighbor Had Our Cars Towed From Our Own Driveway and Immediately Regretted It

up yet and had told precisely no one we were there, which was the point, and already someone was at the door. He came to the hallway and looked through the peephole first, which was automatic, and then reported, in the tone of a man who has just identified a particular category of problem: she has cookies.

I looked. The woman on the porch was in her continue reading …