The HOA Fined Me for Swimming in My Own Lake, But They Had No Idea I Knew How to Expose Every Dirty Record

had gone orange and lavender. Crickets were just starting up in the grass. It should have been the most peaceful moment of my week.

Then I heard sirens.

I swam to the dock, climbed the ladder, and stood there dripping while Deputy Martinez stepped out of his cruiser wearing the expression of a man who already knows he is part of something ridiculous.continue reading …