her symptoms to a young, hurried physician. He barely listened before scribbling on a pad.
“Ma’am,” he said, “sounds like you’ve got the crabs. Common parasite.”
The woman stiffened, her eyes flashing.
“Doctor,” she replied firmly, “that is both medically and morally impossible. I am an eighty‑year‑old virgin. I have lived without a single indiscretion.continue reading …
