The Police Lights, the Missing Tail Light, and Other Hilarious Encounters

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“And where do you live?”

The second drunk smiles proudly.

“We’re neighbours.”

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk suddenly stops, looks up at the sky, and says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at the moon.”

The other drunk stops and stares upward for several seconds before shaking his head.

“You’re wrong. That’s not the moon.continue reading …