The Police Lights, the Missing Tail Light, and Other Hilarious Encounters

please help settle our argument?” one asked. “Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”

The third drunk slowly looked up at the sky. He stared for a long moment, as though the answer required serious investigation.

Then he looked back at the two men.

“Sorry,” he said, shaking his head. “I don’t live around here.continue reading …