The soldier asked for a furlough

One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, “I wonder if we’d be able to see it land, if I threw the peel out?” Out goes the peel and they all watch it but don’t see it land.

One of the others has a rock and says “This is bigger, we should be able to see it land.” They all watch, but don’t see it land.

The last one takes a grenade out of his pocket,continue reading …