While My Mother-in-Law Shopped With My Husband’s Mistress on My Card, I Made One Call

“Hello,” I mumbled groggily, as if waking from a nap.

“Charlotte! What did you do to the cards?”

“What… the cards? I was taking a nap. I have a migraine.”

“I am at Lux Galleria and the card was declined! Fix it!”

“Declined? Are you sure you’re using the right PIN?”

“Call the bank right now!”

“I can’t call the bank. I don’t have the security tokens. It’s continue reading …