A girl was too vain to wear glasses

into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s butt and say, ‘How about a little…?’ and she pretends that she’s asleep!”

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A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard.

“Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”

James replied, “My wife loves continue reading …