A guy sitting in a bar is really looking nervous.

A guy sitting in a bar is looking really nervous.

Every time the door opens, he jumps. Every time there is a noise, he cringes.

The bartender, after watching this for an hour, finally goes over and asks, “What’s the matter with you?”

“Well, I received a letter today that said if I didn’t stop fooling around with his wife, he was gonna shoot me.”

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