A guy sitting in a bar is really looking nervous.

July 10, 2026 by Bilal

a candle under the pot?”

A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: “Talking Centipede $100.”

The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a walk.

The centipede doesn’t answer, so the guy closes the lid, convinced he’s been swindled. Thirty continue reading …