An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on the porch swing!

sips her tea.

“And the remote that only played Hallmark movies? I stuck a penny in the battery compartment.”

“Why?”

“Because nothing says revenge like five years of slow-motion snowball fights and mistletoe drama.”

Bert leans back, smirking.

“Alright, confession time. You know my Saturday ‘fishing trips’?”

Edna raises an eyebrow.

“You don’t fish.”

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