The HOA Fined Me for Swimming in My Own Lake, But They Had No Idea I Knew How to Expose Every Dirty Record

Behind him, at my property line, Karen Whitmore stood with her arms crossed and a smile that looked painted on.

“Mr. Henderson,” Martinez said, doing his best not to sigh, “I’m sorry, but I have to issue a citation per an HOA complaint.”

He handed me a paper. One thousand dollars. Unauthorized recreational water usage in a restricted zone.

I looked at continue reading …