The HOA Fined Me for Swimming in My Own Lake, But They Had No Idea I Knew How to Expose Every Dirty Record

it. Then at him. Then at Karen.

“Ma’am,” I said loudly enough for her to hear, “this is my lake. I built that dock with my own hands before you’d ever heard of North Carolina.”

Karen lifted her chin. “The community has standards,” she said. “Your behavior affects neighboring properties.”

That was the moment I understood she was not going to stop with continue reading …