Three Lessons in Logic, Sheep, and Common Sense That End in Unexpected Punchlines

The teacher said to the children:
“In a paddock, there were twelve sheep. Six of them got out by jumping over the fence. How many sheep are left behind?”

“None,” little Jim said.

“None?” said the teacher, surprised. “Jim, you’re clueless at math.”

“And you, miss, are clueless about sheep! As soon as the first sheep jumps out, the others will follow as continue reading …