Three Lessons in Logic, Sheep, and Common Sense That End in Unexpected Punchlines

are going to take four classes,” the Dean says.

“English, Math, Science, and Logic.”

“Logic?” Jim asks. “What the hell is that?”

“Here, I’ll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?”

Proudly, Jim responded, “Yes, I do.”

“Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking, you own a lawn,” the Dean said.

“Yes, yes, I do have a lawn!”

“Well, if you continue reading …