Three Lessons in Logic, Sheep, and Common Sense That End in Unexpected Punchlines

told Bob.

“Logic?” Bob asked. “What the hell is that?”

“Here, I’ll give you an example.”

“Do you own a weed wacker?”

“No.”

“Then, logically speaking, you don’t have a lawn.”

Bob stared at him for a moment, completely confused.

Jim leaned back, took a sip of his beer, and delivered the punchline with complete confidence.

“See? That’s what logic is!”