Two Beers, Three Brothers, and a Spelling Lesson That Ends With a Twist

A sixth-grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell the word “before.”

Tommy confidently stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.”

The teacher pauses, then shakes her head. “No, Tommy, that’s wrong. Can anyone else spell ‘before’?”

Another little boy stands up and says, “Before, B-E-F-O-O-R.”

Again, the teacher shakes continue reading …