Two Beers, Three Brothers, and a Spelling Lesson That Ends With a Twist

her head. “No, that’s wrong.” She looks around the classroom and then asks, “Little Johnny, can you spell ‘before’?”

Little Johnny immediately stands up and says, “Before, B-E-F-O-R-E.”

“Excellent, Johnny!” the teacher says with a smile. “Now can you use it in a sentence?”

The whole class waits, curious to see whether Johnny can actually use the word continue reading …