Two Beers, Three Brothers, and a Spelling Lesson That Ends With a Twist

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Little Johnny grins and says, “That’s easy. Two plus two be fore.”

The teacher stares at him for a moment, realizing she has walked straight into the punchline.

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A cowboy, fresh from Texas, strolls into a bar in Montana and orders three mugs of Bud.

He heads to a corner and takes a sip from each mug, one after continue reading …